Feet are important

Your feet are your foundation. The wobbly building that is you, can barely stay up as it is. Without your feet, your body would topple, crash, and burn. If your feet magically disappeared, it would be impossible for you to run, skip, hop, jump, or stand. You would be forced to crawl on the ground like the mangy footless beast you would become. People would point and laugh at you, because people are insensitive jerks. Your own mother would giggle when you would try to balance on your two stubs. You are a hideous freak of nature. Without your feet, you would be a hideous freak of nature, with no feet.
Your body is your temple. Imagine your body is a beautiful temple made of gold. Your feet are the steps. Without the steps no one would be able to get inside. Thus no one would be able to get inside to make use of the temple. Eventually the temple would be abandoned (No family, no friends, just you, lying in the gutter). With no one to take care of it, the temple would start to become overgrown, and decrepit (Your hygiene would be terrible, and you would get gang green). Eventually the land would be bought by a billionaire who would demolish the temple and sell the gold (You will die and someone will harvest your organs for themselves).
If you can somehow keep your feet connected to your body, you must take care of them. If you do not take care of your feet, you will have poor circulation and you will die. Or, your feet my just stink (Like my Dad‘s feet). Imagine yourself as a temple again. If you leave the steps of your temple unguarded, hobos will start sleeping on there (There will be Bacterial growth). These hobos will feed off the leftovers from the temple feasts, and will defecate on the steps (The Bacteria feast on your sweat and defecate on your feet). Excrement tends to smell terrible (Excrement always smells terrible).
Your feet are not only the steps to your temple; they are also the foundation and plumbing. Besides the obvious fact that without your feet you would fall over, that would be funny though, your feet are an important part of your blood circulation. When you don’t take care of your feet your circulation can become out of whack, and make you ache. Without blood flow your body would slowly rot, and you would need to have limbs and extremities amputated. Not taking care of your feet could result in the loss of your hand, or foot, or legs, or life, or pinky toe, or nothing.
“Your feet are the most important and living parts of your body.” (http://www.socks-i.com/Ilovemyfeet.htm) Your feet are alive, unlike the rest of your body. To mistreat them is cruelty to animals (Technically it is cruelty to feet). It is illegal to mistreat your feet (Not really, but it should be (No, it shouldn‘t be illegal)). Without your feet you would die (You will die with or without your feet). The only thing worse than mistreating your feet is overusing parentheses merely to drive the reader insane (It is fun though). Your feet are important so you should take care of them.